If you're a fan of my books, posts, or often-quoted quotes — this newsletter is all of those outlets in one — except more in-depth for you, the reader, and a hell of a lot more fun for me, the writer.

Let's be honest, social media just doesn't hit like it used to, so I've decided to dedicate the majority of my writing time to this newsletter — with an advice column (like "Dear Abby," but better), articles about subjects that I find interesting, and additional entries for whatever I'm currently thinking (or perhaps we're all feeling).


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Lastly, I appreciate the support — truly. Especially those of you who were subscribers to the original version of this newsletter. This is going to be so much better than before.

- The Captain

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